（钟声）
（音乐响起）
别害羞 # Don't be shy #
让感情自由奔流吧 #Just let your feelings roll on by #
别害怕 # Don't wear fear #
不然没人知道你在那儿 # Or nobody will know you're there #
昂起你的头 #Just lift your head #
让感情尽情宣泄吧 # And let your feelings out instead #
不要害羞 # No, don't be shy #
让感情自由奔流吧 # Just let your feelings roll on by #
奔流吧 # On by #
你知道爱啊 # You know, love #
它比歌曲更动听 # Is better than a song #
爱情是我们 # Love is where #
所有人的归宿 # All of us belong #
所以别害羞 # So don't be shy #
让感情自由奔流吧 # Just let your feelings roll on by #
别害怕 # Don't wear fear #
不然没人知道你在那儿 # Or nobody will know you're there #
你在那儿 # That you're there #
你在那儿 # You're there #
你在那儿你在那儿那儿 # You're there, you're there, there #
你在那儿 # You're there #
你在那儿你在那儿 # You're there, you're there #
别害羞 # Don't be shy #
让感情自由奔流吧 #Just let your feelings roll on by #
别害怕 # And don't wear fear #
不然没人知道你在那儿 # Or nobody will know you're there #
昂起你的头 #Just lift your head #
让感情尽情宣泄吧 # And let your feelings out instead #
不要害羞 # No, don't be shy #
让感情自由奔流吧 # Just let your feelings roll on by #
奔流吧 # On by #
喔奔流吧 # Oh, on by #
奔流奔流吧 # On by, on by #
奔流奔流吧 # On by, on by ##
哈罗德我猜你觉得这怪有趣的吧 I suppose you think that's very funny, Harold.
喂？ 嗨 - Hello? - Hello.
阿菲？ 对 - Fay? - Yes.
亲爱的 取消今天下午我和雷内的约会吧 Darling, cancel my appointment with Rene this afternoon.
（吃了一惊）
我知道他会震怒的 不过我已经担惊受怕一天了 I know he'll be furious, but I've had such a frightful day.
而且今天晚上还有客人要来 And with guests coming this evening.
啊是吗？那可不错 Oh, would you? That's sweet.
（憋闷） Tell him I promise to be in on Tuesday.
跟他说我周四一定去
谢谢你阿菲你真是我的好老婆 Thank you, Fay. You're a darling.
嗯拜拜 Yes. Bye.
拜拜 Bye.
（呕吐声） （插科打浑的声音）
喔宴会八点钟开始哈罗德 Oh. Dinner at 8:00, Harold.
尽量显得快活点 And do try and be a little more vivacious.
（绿袖子曲） [Greensleeves Plays]
哈罗德的爸爸也是这么不着调 Harold's father had a similar sense of the absurd.
记得有回在巴黎 他刚出了门去买烟 I remember once, in Paris, he had just stepped out for cigarettes.
不一会儿就听说他给警察抓了 The next I knew, he was arrested by the police
因为他在赛纳河裸游顺流而下 for floating nude down the Seine,
说是要用救生圈在水流里做实验 experimenting in river currents with rubber water wings.
紫红色的 Mauve ones.
哦要掩遮这事肯定得 Well, that cost quite a bit
费点力气花点钱(法文) of influence et d'argent to hush up, I can tell you.
哈罗德亲爱的 别玩你的食物 Harold, dear, don't play with your food.
怎么了？你不太舒服？ What's the matter? Don't you feel well?
我噪子有点疼 I have a sore throat.
啊这样吧吃完饭 Oh. Well, now, directly after dinner,
你赶紧去睡觉 I want you to go straight to bed.
哈罗德身子骨一向都比较虚 Harold's always been a very delicate child,
像个婴儿一样 even as a baby.
他好像动不动就得病 什么病都得 He seemed totally prone to every possible kind of illness.
哈罗德亲爱的 把你的甜菜吃完 Harold, dear, eat up your beets.
我记得有一次在东京 I remember once, in Tokyo,
我只好打电话给大使馆叫医生了 I had to call the embassy for a doctor.
（人群嗡嗡声）
噢天哪 Oh, my God.
这太过分了 This is too much.
我再也不能容忍了 I can't stand much more of this.
我受不了了！ I can't take any more.
噢我的老天 Oh, my God.
这可太… This is just...
噢老天！ Oh, God!
噢… Oh...
这太有趣了哈罗德 That's very interesting, Harold,
而且我觉得 很有启发意义 and, I think, very illuminating.
看来要一种新模式要成形了 There seems to be a definite pattern emerging.
当然这种被孤立过的模式 And, of course, this pattern, once isolated,
现在还得经历考验 can be coped with.
认真考虑这个问题你就会… Recognize the problem, and you are halfway on the road
呃会找到解决方案的 to its, uh, its solution.
喔跟我说哈罗德 你平时都玩些什么? Uh, tell me, Harold, what do you do for fun?
什么样的活动能给你 What activity gives you
一种与众不同的享受？ a different sense of enjoyment from the others?
呃什么会让你觉得满意？ Uh, what do you find fulfilling?
什么能让你… What gives you that...
得到特别的满足？ special satisfaction?
我常去葬礼 I go to funerals.
我发现那儿只我自己 # Then I found myself alone #
希望有人会想我 # Hopin' someone would miss me #
回想我的家 # Thinkin' about my home #
和最后吻我 # And the last woman to kiss me #
吻我的女人 # Kiss me #
如果没什么适合你 # But sometimes you have to moan #
那只好哀悼过去 # When nothing seems to suit you #
但无论如何你知 # But, nevertheless, you know #
你必走向未来 # You're locked towards the future #
噢一噢一噢一噢 # Ooh ooh ooh ooh #
你走呀走呀走 # So off and on you go #
时间分分秒秒流逝 # The seconds tick the time out #
还有许多是未知 # There's so much left to know #
而我就是所寻之路 # And I'm on the road to find out #
噢一噢一噢… # Ooh ooh ooh... ##
阁下若见我敌手 Thou dost prepare for me a table
请为我备一餐台 in the sight of my adversaries.
阁下施我以涂油礼 Thou dost anoint my head with oil.
我之圣餐杯将满溢 My chalice overflows.
善与雅将终生终日 Kindness and grace shall follow me
追随我身 all the days of my life,
我将日日夜夜 and I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
安居于主赐我之屋 for length of days.
芸芸众生万事万物 The earth is the Lord's and the fullness thereof--
天地所有尽属我主 the world and they who dwell therein,
我主创世建之于 for He has established it upon the waters
水之巅苍海之上 and set it firmly upon the rivers.
攀援我主之峰者 Who shall ascend the mountain of the Lord,
立于我主圣地者 or who shall stand in His holy place?
举止清白者心地纯洁者 The innocent of hands and the pure of heart
心智未受俗尘玷污者 who has not turned his mind to vanity
未曾做假欺诈友邻者 nor sworn deceitfully to his neighbor.
皆可承蒙我主赐福 He shall receive the blessing from the Lord
及救世主耶稣犒赏 and a reward from God his Savior.
吾辈将永世相随 This is the generation of those who seek Him.
噢耶一 # Oh, yeah #
我多想知道 # I wish I knew #
我为什么成为我 # What makes me me #
你为什么成为你 # What makes you you #
这就是另一处视角 # It's just another point ofview #
噢一 # Ooh #
我正在思索的状态 # A state of mind I'm going through #
是的 # Yeah #
那么我所见并不为真 # So what I see is never true #
并不为真 # No ##
（刹车声）
哈罗德？ Harold?
你为什么买那怪玩意儿？ Why you purchased that monstrosity,
不知道 I have no idea.
你买什么车都行 You can have any car you want,
但那个黑玩意儿真是太难看了 but that ugly black horror is an eyesore
也让人觉得难堪 and an embarrassment.
说真的哈罗德 你该安定下来了 Really, Harold, it is time you settled down
别把你的天赋都浪费在 and stopped flitting away your talents
那些乌七皂八的事儿上 on these amateur theatrics,
别再不务正业了 these little divertissements,
不管那些事让你多自在 no matter how psychologically purging they may be.
我不知道能做什么事 I don't know what to do.
去找你“胜利”叔叔聊聊吧 Go and have a talk with your uncle Victor.
也许他能了解你 Perhaps he can fathom you.
毕竟 他是麦克阿瑟将军的得力助手 After all, he was General MacArthur's right-hand man.
你觉得怎么样哈罗德？ Well, what do you say, Harold?
啊那种生活真不错 Ah, it's a great life.
打仗冒险各种忠告 There's action, adventure, advising,
打仗冒险各种忠告 and you'll get a chance to see the war firsthand.
有机会还可以亲自观战
那里还有好多 斜眼瞄你的姑娘 And there are plenty of slant-eyed girls.
你会长成一个男子汉的 哈罗德 I'll make a man out of you, Harold.
你可以穿着制服游遍世界 You'll travel the world, put on a uniform,
做男子汉的工作 and take on a man's job.
你昂首挺胸地大步行走 You'll walk tall with a glint in your eye,
少年得志 a spring in your step,
意气风发 and the knowledge in your heart
心怀为和平而战、 that you are working for peace
为国家尽忠之念 and are serving your country,
就像纳桑·哈尔 just like Nathan Hale.
这就是国家所需要的 Now, that's what this country needs--
更多的纳桑·哈尔 more Nathan Hales.
（枪弹声）
而且哈罗德我预见 And, Harold, I think I can see
你会成为一个小纳桑·哈尔的 a little Nathan Hale in you.
（拉赫曼尼诺夫的曲子） [Rachmaninoff Plays]
告诉我哈罗德 Tell me, Harold,
你试过呃 how many of these, uh, suicides
多少次自杀了？ have you performed?
很难说准数 An accurate number would be difficult to gauge.
那就跟我说个概数吧 Well, just give me a rough estimate.
概数？ A rough estimate?
差不多… I'd say...
有15次吧 1 5.
15次？ 1 5?
是概数 That's a rough estimate.
你这么做都是为你妈好？ Were they all done for your mother's benefit?
不不是 No. No.
不能说是为她好 I would not say benefit.
我只有几分钟时间 I only have a few minutes,
想告诉你一下我的决定 and I want to inform you of my decision.
到现在为止 你过的是无忧无虑、 You have led a very carefree,
整天闲逛的幸福生活 idle, happy life up to the present,
孩子的生活 the life of a child.
但现在你得把孩子气收起来 But it is time now to put away childish things
背负起成人的责任了 and take on adult responsibilities.
啊我们都想过那种日子 Oh, we'd all like to sail through life
一生都不用考虑明天 但那是不可能的 with no thought of tomorrow, but that cannot be.
我们有我们的义务 We have our duties,
我们的责任 our obligations,
我们的原则 our principles.
总而言之哈罗德 In short, Harold,
我想你应该结婚了 I think it is time for you to get married.
（风琴声）
让我们向上帝祈祷吧 荣耀之主 Let us pray to the Lord, King of glory,
祈祷他能保佑和护卫 that He may bless and deliver
所有忠于他的已亡魂灵 the souls of all the faithful departed
免于地狱之苦免于无底深渊 from the pain of hell and the bottomless pit.
保佑他们远离狮口 Deliver them from the lion's mouth
远离黑暗 and the darkness therein,
还要带他们奔向那祝福之光 but rather, bring them to the blessing of light,
圣洁的生活和永世的安宁 holy life, and eternal rest.
啊主！ "O Lord,
别让你的仆人受审讯 "do not bring your servant to trial,
因为没有人 "for no man--
ssst Ssst!
在你面前是圣洁的 "becomes holy in Your sight
除非主原宥他所有罪过 "unless You grant him forgiveness of all his sins.
所以主啊我们乞求 "We implore You, therefore,
别让您的惩处 "do not let the verdict of Your judgment
落到祷告者的头上 "go against him whom the loyal prayer
请怜悯那些忠诚的信徒 "of Christian faith commends to mercy.
ssst Ssst!
还有唯愿你的宽宏 "Rather, by the help of Your grace,
助他逃离应得之判决 "may he escape the sentence which he deserves,
因他自幼时 "for during his earthly life,
便得圣体封印之签章 "he was signed with the seal of the holy trinity.
愿我主长治天下 You who live and reign forever and ever."
阿门 Amen.
ssst Ssst!
要不要来点甘草？ Like some licorice?
不了谢谢 不客气 - No, thank you. - You're welcome.
你认识他吗？ Did you know him?
不认识 No.
我也不认识听说他有80岁了 Me neither. I heard he's 80 years old.
下周我也80岁了 I'll be 80 next week.
正好继续你觉得呢？ Good time to move on, don't you think?
我不知道 I don't know.
呃我的意思是说75岁太早了 Well, I mean, 75 is too early,
但到了85岁就得原地踏步了 but at 85, you're just marking time.
也可能已经过了奈何桥 You may as well go over the horizon.
（行军乐）
我怎么都不明白 这种对黑色的狂热 I'll never understand this mania for black.
没有人送黑色的花对吧？ Nobody sends black flowers, do they?
黑色的花是死亡之花 Black flowers are dead flowers.
谁会在葬礼上送死亡之花呢？ Who sends dead flowers to a funeral?
太荒谬了 It's absurd.
你叫什么名字？ What is your name?
哈罗德哈罗德·沙赞 Harold. Harold Chasen.
哦你好 Oh, how do you do?
我是马乔里·夏尔丹爵士 叫我莫德就好 I'm Dame Marjorie Chardin, but call me Maude.
很高兴遇到你 Nice to meet you.
谢谢我想我们会成为好朋友的 是不是？ Thanks. I think we're going to be great friends, don't you?
我要不要顺便载你一程？ Can I give you a lift?
不用了谢谢我自己有车 No, thank you. I have my own car.
好吧我得走了 Well, I must be off.
我们很快会再见的 We shall have to meet again.
啊 嗯 Ah.
你会跳舞吗？ Tell me, do you dance?
什么？ Pardon me?
你会唱歌跳舞吗？ Do you sing and dance?
呃不会 Uh, no.
啊我原先以为你会呢 Uh, no. I thought not.
（刹车声）
那个女人把我车开走了 That woman. She took my car.
这是国家电脑数据中心 I have here the forms
寄来的表格 sent by the national computer dating service.
他们不要长得胖的或难看的 They screen out the fat and ugly,
所以肯定是个高标准的公司 so it's obviously a firm of high standards.
先填这个性格测试表 First, here is the personality interview,
填好了寄回去 which you are to fill out and return.
现在准备好了吗哈罗德？ Now then, are you ready, Harold?
第一个问题: Here is the first question.
“见生人时 你会觉得不自在吗？” "Are you uncomfortable meeting new people?"
我觉得是 你同意吧哈罗德？ I think that's a yes, don't you agree, Harold?
“性知识应该在家庭之外讲授吗？” "Should sex education be taught outside the home?"
噢不应该对吧哈罗德？ Oh, I would say no, wouldn't you, Harold?
我们选D We'll give a "D" there.
三、妇女应该竞选美国总统吗？ 3--"Should women run for president of the United States?"
有什么不可以的当然可以了 I don't see why not. Absolutely yes.
你会不会记一些笑话 "Do you remember jokes
并以讲给别人听为乐？ and take pleasure in relating them to others?"
你不会那么做吧哈罗德？不 You don't do that, do you, Harold? No.
当然不会 Absolutely no.
你会经常有这种感受吗: "Do you often get the feeling
生命其实很没意义？ that perhaps life isn't worth living?"
你怎么想的哈罗德？A还是B？ What do you think, Harold? "A"? "B"?
啊还是选C吧不确定嗯一嗯 Oh, we'll put down "C," not sure. Mm-hmm.
你认为性主题在媒体中 "Is the subject of sex being overexploited
是不是过度泛滥了？ by our mass media?"
这个肯定要选是对吧？ That would have to be yes, wouldn't it?
“你是不是不太能接受批评？” "Is it difficult for you to accept criticism?"
不我们选D No. We'll mark "D."
经过难熬的一天 你是不是经常 "Do you sometimes have headaches or backaches
觉得头疼或者背疼？ after a difficult day?"
是的我确实如此 Yes, I do, indeed.
“你入睡容易吗？” "Do you go to sleep easily?"
是的 I'd say so.
“你认为谋杀应该判处死刑吗？” "Do you believe in capital punishment for murder?"
是的我认为确实应该 Yes, I do, indeed.
在你看来社会事务 "In your opinion, are social affairs
是不是仅在浪费时间而已？ usually a waste of time?"
当然不是 Heavens no.
“上帝会影响我们的生活吗？” "Can God influence our lives?"
啊会的 Oh, yes.
当然会 Absolutely yes.
你信奉的宗教或哲学 "Does your personal religion or philosophy
论及死后的生活吗？ include a life after death?"
啊是的确实 Oh, yes, indeed.
当然了 That's absolutely.
“你的童年过得愉快吗？” "Did you enjoy life when you were a child?"
呃是的 你小时候可是个好孩子哈罗德 Oh, yes, you were a wonderful baby, Harold.
你认为性解放革命 "Do you think the sexual revolution
是不是走得太过了？ has gone too far?"
当然是了 It certainly has.
你是否认为 "Do you find
换妻是件不愉快的事？ the idea of wife swapping distasteful?"
我甚至认为 这个问题让人很不愉快 I even find the question distasteful.
你是不是 "Do you--
哈罗德拜托！ Harold, please!
“你会产生 毫无原由的情绪波动吗？” "Do you have ups and downs without obvious reason?"
哈说的就是你哈罗德 Oh, that's you, Harold.
哈一哈一哈一哈 Ha ha ha ha.
主啊我的躯体 # Lord, my body #
曾是我的好友 # Has been a good friend #
但当我生命将尽 # But I won't need it #
即将步入虚无之境时 # When I reach the end #
我不再需要它 # Miles from nowhere #
我想我会慢慢地 # I guess I'll take my time #
啊是啊 # Oh, yeah #
迈向死亡 # To reach there ##
ssst Ssst!
亲爱的兄弟 "Dearest brothers,
让我们自心的底处 "let us faithfully and lovingly
记住我们的兄弟 "remember our brother
上帝由世界审判日 "whom God has taken to Himself
带出的兄弟 "from the trials of this world.
上帝悲悯 "God have mercy.
基督悲悯 "Christ have mercy.
我主悲悯 Lord have mercy."
我们在天上的父 Our Father, who art in heaven,
愿人都尊你的名为圣 hallowed be Thy name.
愿你的国降临 Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done on earth
愿你的旨意行在地上 如同行在天上 as it is in heaven.
给我们今天的口粮 Give us this day our daily bread,
原谅我们的罪过 and forgive us our trespasses
我们也原谅那些 得罪我们的人 as we forgive those who trespass against us.
让我们远离诱惑 Lead us not into temptation,
远离罪恶 but deliver us from evil.
阿门 Amen.
为男人带来茶 # Bring tea for the tillerman #
为儿子带来牛排 # Steak for the son #
为那些带来雨水的 # Wine for the woman #
带来酒 # Who made the rain come #
海鸥鸣叫把心忘掉 # Seagulls, sing your hearts away #
当我们这些罪人犯罪时 # 'Cause while us sinners sin #
孩子们在玩耍 # The children play #
主啊他们这样玩啊玩 # Oh, Lord, how they play and play #
为那幸福之日 # For that happy day #
幸福之日 # Happy day ##
喔儿子 Uh, my boy, excuse me.
你等一会儿 One moment, please.
刚才向你招手的那个老太太 是谁？ Who was that old lady waving to you earlier?
嗨哈罗德 我要不要载你一程？ Hello, Harold. can I give you a lift?
是你啊夫人 There you are, madam.
昨天是你把我汽车开走的吧？ Were you not the lady who drove my car off yesterday?
仪表盘上有 圣克里斯多佛奖章的那辆车 With the St. Christopher medal on the dashboard?
是我 Yes.
就是我上来哈罗德 It was me. Get in, Harold.
画圣像的那个也是你？ Were you also the one who painted the saint?
啊是的你喜欢吗？ Oh, yes. How did you like that?
我不喜欢 Well, I didn't.
别这么沮丧 Don't be too discouraged.
为了审美上的意义 总得花点时间 For aesthetic appreciation, always a little time.
能再碰到你可真让人高兴 哈罗德 What a delight, Harold, to bump into you again.
我就说过咱们要成为好朋友的 I knew we were going to be good friends.
你常去葬礼对吧？ You go to funerals often, don't you?
呃是的 Uh, yeah.
我也是 So do I.
真是好玩的事不是吗？ They're such fun, aren't they?
这会儿是葬礼 那会儿是出生 It's all change, all revolving--
首尾相连彼此呼应 burials and birth, one linked to the other,
这就是生命的轮回 the great circle of life.
嘿这一套很好应付的 Hey, this old thing handles well.
开过灵车吗哈罗德？ Ever drive a hearse, Harold?
是的 Yeah.
对我来说可真是件新鲜事 Well, it's a new experience for me.
曲线不错 Good on curves.
要不要载你回家哈罗德？ Shall I take you home, Harold?
呃这是我的车 Uh, this is my car.
你的灵车？ Your hearse?
是一的 Yearse.
噢！ Ohhh!
那你应该把我载回家 Then you shall take me home.
所以在离开西藏的修道院之前 So just before he left for the monastery in Tibet,
大斯威尼把他的钥匙给了我 big Sweeney gave me his keys.
当然我为新模型添了点东西 'Course I made additions for the new models,
但并不像你想得那么多 but not as many as you might think.
只要有了基本的套 Once you have your basic set,
剩下的就是变化形式的问题 it's then only a question ofvariation.
随便一辆车你开上就走？ You hop in any car you want and just drive off?
不是所有的车我喜欢变着花样来 Not any car. I like to keep a variety.
我总在追求新鲜体验 I'm always looking for the new experience.
也许吧 Maybe.
但是我觉得你可够让人烦的 Nevertheless, I think you're upsetting people.
不知道是不是 I don't know if that's right.
嗯如果有谁觉得烦了 Well, if some people get upset
那是因为他们自以为拥有什么 because they feel they have a hold on some things,
而我是在善意地提醒他们… I'm acting as a gentle reminder--
今天得明日失 here today, gone tomorrow,
所以不要累于身外之物 so don't get attached to things.
不过虽然这么想着 Now, with that in mind,
我并不反对收集东西 I'm not against collecting stuff.
我自己就收集了好多 I've collected quite a lot of stuff in my time.
是的这是值得记的 但都是偶然的 Yeah. This is all memorabilia, but it's incidental,
并不完整你明白我的意思吧 not integral, if you know what I mean.
哦…鸟 Oh--the birds.
哇！ Wow.
噢我非常喜欢它们 Oh, I love them so much.
它们是我唯一喜欢的野生动物 They're the only wildlife I get to see anymore.
啊我就像只自由的鸟 Ah, me. Free as a bird.
有次我闯进了宠物店 释放了一些金丝雀 At one time I broke into pet shops to liberate the canaries,
但那之前那只是我的想法 并没有付诸行动 but I decided that was an idea way before its time.
动物园挤满了动物 要把笼子撑破了 Zoos are full, prisons are overflowing...
哎这个世界 怎么就那么喜欢笼子呢 Ah, my. How the world still dearly loves a cage.
坐吧哈罗德 Uh, please sit down, Harold.
我去烧壶开水 I'll put the kettle on.
就可以喝杯热茶了 We'll have a nice hot cup of tea.
谢谢不过我得走了 Thanks, but I have to go.
但这是燕麦杆茶 But it's oat straw tea.
你以前没喝过吧？ You've never had oat straw tea, have you?
没有 No.
那就尝尝吧 Well, then.
但我必须走了我有个约会 But I have to go. I have an appointment.
不能误了 I really can't miss it.
是去看牙医？ Oh. At the dentist?
差不多吧 Kind of.
那你以后要常来坐坐 Well, then you'll just have to come back and visit.
好的 All right.
我的门总是敞开的 My door's always open.
好的 All right.
真的？ 真的我发誓 - Promise? - I promise.
哈罗德 Harold.
哈罗德？ Harold?
我问过你你有朋友吗？ I asked, do you have any friends?
没有 No.
一个也没有？ None at all?
一个也没有 No.
也许有一个 Maybe one.
想不想谈谈这个朋友？ Would you care to talk about this friend?
不想 No.
我觉得你这个人非常有趣 哈罗德 I find you a very interesting case, Harold,
但你总这么不情愿 but this reluctance on your part
对你的心理发育是有害的 is detrimental to the psychoanalytical process.
明白吗？ Do you understand?
明白 Very well.
你妈告诉我哈罗德 Your mother tells me, Harold,
她正在给你安排 that she's arranging several dates for you
几个同年轻姑娘的约会 with some young ladies.
你对此有什么想法？ How do you feel about that?
（鼾声）
喂我是甜甜·高尔夫 Hello. I'm Candy Gulf.
你好我是沙赞夫人请进来吧 How do you do? I'm Mrs. Chasen. Do come in.
哈罗德在花园里 Harold is out in the garden.
他一会儿就过来 He'll be here in a moment.
要不要坐下？ Shall we sit down?
啊哈罗德来了 Oh, there's Harold.
嗨 Hello.
（咯咯笑声） Oh, he seems very nice.
噢他看起来不错 Oh, thank you.
谢谢你
你在大学读书？ 是的 - You are at the university? - Yes, I am.
读什么？ And what are you studying?
政治辅修家政学 Poli sci, minoring in Home Ec.
政治？ 政治学 - Poli Sci? - Political Science.
哦 是讲时政的 - Oh. - It's all about what's going on.
哈罗德关心时政吗？ Is Harold interested in what's going on?
我觉得学这个挺好玩的 I just think it's such a super thing to study.
当然我还可以回过来学家政 Of course, I can always fall back on my Home Ec.
好主意 Now that's good planning.
是的 Yes.
你是电脑俱乐部的会员吗？ Tell me, are you a regular with this computer club?
啊可不是我不想为那些数据发愁 Oh, heavens, no! I don't have to worry about dates.
哦 Oh.
但我们女生联谊会的一些女孩 But some of the other girls in my sorority
觉得该找个人试试 decided somebody ought to try it,
我们就抽签结果我输了 so we drew straws, and I lost.
哦…但是我… 我杀望能遇到哈罗德 Oh--but I-- I'm looking forward to meeting Harold.
甜甜我觉得我必要提一句 Well, I think I should mention, Candy,
有时哈罗德确实犯古怪 Harold does have his little eccentric moments.
没事的 That's all right.
我有个哥哥 也是非常搞笑的人 I have a brother who's a real cutup, too.
我永远都忘不了那会儿 Oh, I will never forget the time
我家的老电视机连零件都没有 就一个空壳子 we had this old television set with no parts in it.
汤米把脑袋伸进去 Tommy stuck his head behind it
给我们全家表演 and started giving a whole newscast
整套的天气预报 before the entire family.
那肯定挺有意思的 Must have been very funny.
（爆炸声） Aah! Harold!
啊哈罗德！ Oh!
噢！ Oh, yes, dear. Here is Harold now.
哦亲爱的这是哈罗德
哈罗德这是甜甜 Harold, this is Candy.
甜甜要告诉你一件有趣的事 是关于… Candy's just been telling such a funny little story about--
啊！ Oh!
沃尔特·克荣基特 Walter Cronkite.
噢！ Oh!
噢！噢！噢！噢！ Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
我过去常一个人走 # I used to walk alone #
每步似乎都是一样的 # Every step seemed the same #
这世界不是我的家 # This world was not my home #
都没什么好玩的 # So there was nothing much to the game #
抬头看云彩 # Look up and see the clouds #
低头看冰蛙 # Look down and see the cold fog #
直到你进入我生活姑娘 # Until you came into my life, girl #
我眼里再也不见其他 # I saw nothing, nothing more ##
噢 Oh.
抱歉 嗯？ - Excuse me. - Mmm?
对不起 I beg your pardon.
啊你要什么？ Well, what do you want?
对不起我在找莫德 I'm sorry. I was looking for Maude.
哈罗德？ Harold?
莫德 Maude.
要不要来点姜饼？ How about some ginger pie?
好的谢谢 Fine. Thank you.
我来热热 I'll heat some up.
我的哈罗德￥很高兴咱们又见面了 My, Harold, I'm glad to see you again.
你经常给格洛卡斯做模特？ Do you often model for Glaucus?
啊不当然不我可没时间 Oh, heavens, no. I don't have the time.
但我喜欢练习练习 But I like to keep in practice.
再说可怜的格洛卡斯￥也得不时地更新 And poor Glaucus occasionally needs his memory refreshed
他对女人形体轮廓的印象 as to the contours of the female form.
你不同意吗？ Do you disapprove?
我？同意当然同意 Me? no. Of course not.
真的？ Really?
你认为这样错了？ Do you think it's wrong?
不 No.
啊天哪真高兴你这么说 Oh! Heavens, I'm glad you said that.
来给你看看我的画 I want to show you my painting.
这是“罗马的强奸” This is The Rape oflRome.
角落那边是“利达和天鹅” Over in the corner is Leda and the Swan--
自画像 a self-portrait.
那边是我最喜欢的 And over here is my favorite.
它叫… It's titled...
大象、彩虹和下面的蛋 Rainbow With Egg Underneath and an Elephant.
你喜欢吗？ Do you like it?
啊喜欢 Oh, yeah.
非常喜欢 Very much.
从此我就对这些“气味计” I then became infatuated with these--
入了迷 my odorifics.
款待一下鼻子吧我想… Give the nose a treat, I thought--
来场嗅觉盛宴 Have a kind of a-- a olfactory banquet.
所以我从最简单的开始… So I began first on the easiest--
烤牛肉旧书 roast beef, old books,
修过的草坪… 还有墨西哥农场 mown grass...and Mexican farmyard.
啊这个你会喜欢 Oh. Here's one you'll like.
第四十二大街上的雪 Snowfall on 42nd Street.
我把它放上去 I'll put it on.
不坚持一会儿 Now, you hold on to this.
我把它抽上来 I'll pump it up.
好的就这么拿着 OK. Now, hold it up there.
现在你闻到什么了？ Now, what do you smell?
地铁？ Subway?
哈哈 Ha ha.
香味 香水 Perfume.
（咳嗽声）
Cigarettes.
香烟
（都笑了）
雪 Snow.
啊就这样下去 Oh, it goes on and on.
非常好 It's just great.
但我后来决定转向触觉了 But then I decided to switch to the tactile.
呃… Uh...
你觉得怎么样？ what do you think?
我喜欢这个… I like this--
啊不不不 Oh, no, no, no.
靠近些伸出手去摸一摸 Really get close and reach in and feel.
（茶壶声） Oh...there's my kettle.
啊…壶！
呃…好吧… Uh...well...
摸吧… stroke...
手掌… palm...
爱抚… caress...
探究 explore.
哦… Unh...
嗯 Mmm.
好了 Here we are.
燕麦杆茶和姜饼 Oat straw tea and ginger pie.
茶托不配对不好意思 Excuse the mismatched saucers.
这对我可真是全新的体验 This is definitely a new experience for me.
啊 太好了每天都要尝试新东西 Oh, wonderful. Try something new each day.
我们被赐予生命 就是为了探索新事物的 After all, we're given life to find it out.
这不会永远持续下去的 It doesn't last forever.
但你好像可以做到 You look as if you could.
我告诉过你周六我就80岁了吗？ Did I tell you I'll be 80 on Saturday?
你看起来不像80岁 You don't look 80.
那是正确的饮食、运动 That's the influence of the right food,
和呼吸的作用 the right exercises, and the right breathing.
深呼吸一次来迎接黎明 Greet the dawn with the breath of fire.
哈！哈！哈！哈！ Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh!
哈！哈！哈！… Huh! Huh! Hu...
噢… Oh...
哦没问题的 well, there's no question.
我的身体正在枯竭 My body's giving out.
生命到了秋天就像风中之烛 I'm well into autumn.
过了周六似乎一切就要结束 It's all going to be over after Saturday.
跟我说说你吧 Tell me about yourself.
你不参加葬礼时会做些什么？ What do you do when you aren't visiting funerals?
啊确实有些吸引人的事儿 Yes, there is definitely a certain attraction.
但我问你哈罗德 你觉得够吗？ I ask you, though, Harold, is it enough?
什么意思？ What do you mean?
啊那个… Oh, well...
嗯… Mmm...
我喜欢看东西生长 I like to watch things grow.
生长开花 They grow and bloom
然后凋落死亡 and fade and die
变成了其它什么 and change into something else.
啊生命 Ah, life.
我最想变成的是葵花 I should like to change into a sunflower most of all.
它们长得高非常简朴 They're so tall and simple.
你想变成什么花？ What flower would you like to be?
我不知道 I don't know.
这其中的一朵也许 One of these, maybe.
为什么这么说？ Why do you say that?
因为它们都是一样的 Because they're all alike.
哦但它们并不一样 Oh, but they're not.
瞧… Look. See...
有的瘦小有的肥大… some are smaller, some are fatter...
有的朝左长有的向右长 some grow to the left, some to the right.
有的花瓣都丢了 Some even have lost some petals.
各种差异都看得出来 All kinds of observable differences.
哈罗德 You see, Harold,
我觉得世上的悲伤大多 I feel that much of the world's sorrow
源于这样的人们… comes from people who are this...
但还在忍受那样的对待 yet allow themselves to be treated as that.
嗯我觉得挺好 # Well, I think it's fine #
造巨型飞机 # Buildin' jumbo planes #
或乘宇宙列车 # Or takin' a ride #
四处游玩 # On a cosmic train #
由一台自动售货机 # Switch on summer #
投币打开夏天 # From a slot machine #
是的你可以得到任何东西 只要你想 #Yes, get what you want to, if you want #
因为你能得到任何东西 # 'Cause you can get anything #
我知道我们已经走了很远 # I know we've come a long way #
我们一天天地变 # We're changin' day to day #
但请告诉我 # But tell me #
孩子们在哪儿玩？ # Where do the children play #
你在轧马路 # Well, you roll on roads #
轧过新鲜的绿草坪 # Over fresh green grass #
为了你的一卡车货物 # For your lorry loads #
为了从地下抽石油 # Pumpin' petrol gas #
你让它们变长了 # And you make them long #
你让它们变糙了 # And you make them tough #
动力操纵 Power steering.
但它们还在继续 # But they just go on and on #
看来你下不了车 # And it seems that you can't get off #
啊我知道我们已经走了很远 # Oh, I know we've come a long way #
我们一天天地变 # We're changin' day to day #
但请告诉我 # But tell me #
孩子们在哪儿玩？ # Where do the children play ##
（喇叭声）
嘿！ Hey!
那棵小树有点问题过来 That little tree is in trouble. Come on.
瞧 Look at it.
噢 Oh.
真让人憋闷是雾 It's suffocating. Well, it's the smog.
唉人可以忍受 You know, people can live with it,
但树不行雾让树得了哮喘病 but trees, it gives them asthma.
它们没法呼吸了 They can't breathe.
瞧叶子都变成褐色的了 The leaves. Look, they're turning brown.
哈罗德 我们得为这个小生命做点什么 Harold, we have got to do something about this life.
什么？ What?
我们把它移栽到森林里去吧 We'll transplant it to the forest.
你不能这么做 You can't do that.
为什么？ Why not?
因为这是公共财产 This is public property.
啊确实是 Well, exactly.
嗯我们需要些工具 Well, we'll need tools.
说得对 我们还要去看格洛卡斯呢来吧 You're right. We'll go see Glaucus. Come on.
等等 Wait a minute.
啊警察快点 Oh, police. Come on.
（嗡嗡声）
啊下午好警官 Well, good afternoon, officer.
这儿出事了？ Bit of trouble here?
是的 夫人有人把车停错了地方 Yes, ma'am. Someone had trouble parking.
那可真够狡猾的 That's a tricky turn.
告诉我那边的那辆车 Tell me, that car over there,
停得对吗？ is that parked all right?
是的夫人没问题 Yes, ma'am, that's fine.
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
呃 也许该把收音机关了省点电吧 Uh, might turn the radio off. Saves the battery.
（嗡嗡声）
（刹车声）
（马达启动声）
（刹车声）
要不要来点饭后酒 哈罗德？ A little after-dinner liqueur, Harold?
谢谢我不喝酒 Thank you, I don't drink.
啊好这是有机物 Oh, it's all right. It's organic.
谢谢 Thanks.
没什么营养价值 It has no nutritional value,
但前后一致可不是人的特性 but consistency is not really a human trait.
那边出什么事了？ What is that up there?
啊是我的伞 Oh, that's my umbrella.
只是个纪念品 That's just a relic.
打包来美国时我找到了它 I found it while packing to come to America.
以前是我的防身用品 It used to be my defense
在哨兵线 集会和政治会议上 on picket lines and rallies and political meetings--
被警察拖着走 being dragged off by the police
还遭到那帮暴徒的攻击 and attacked by the thugs of the opposition.
你在为什么而战？ What were you fighting for?
啊都是些大事 Oh, big issues--
自由权利正义 liberty, rights, justice.
国王死了王国覆灭了 Kings died, kingdoms fell.
我并不为这个感到遗憾 I don't regret the kingdom.
国家边界爱国精神 这些有什么意义？ What sense in borders and nations and patriotism?
但我倒挺怀念国王的 But I miss the kings.
我小时候 When I was a little girl,
去过维也纳宫殿 I was taken to the palace in Vienna
去参加花园派对 to a garden party.
那儿的阳光阳伞 年轻警官闪亮的制服 I can still see the sun shining, the parasols,
至今仍历历在目 the flashing uniforms of the young officers.
那时候我还以为 我会嫁给军人呢 I thought then that I would marry a soldier.
后来为这个 弗雷德里克经常骂我 Later on, Frederick would chide me about it.
他非常严肃 He was so serious.
在大学和政府里… A doctor at the university...
当医生 and in the government.
但那都是过去的事情了 But that was all before.
所以… So...
你再也不用这把伞了 you don't use the umbrella anymore.
也再没有反抗了？ No more revolts?
啊不还有 Oh. Oh, yes.
每天都有 Oh, every day.
但…我不再需要防卫了 But...I don't need the defense anymore.
我拥抱他们 I embrace.
还在为大事而奋斗 Still fighting for the big issues,
但现在是以我个人的小方式 but now in my small, individual way.
我们来唱首歌吧？ Shall we have a song?
我不…我不会弹… I don't-- I don't play--
啊来吧 Oh, come on.
我来教你 不 - I'll show you. - No.
（哼唱）
唱出来唱出来 # Sing out, sing out #
如果你想要自由 那就放开来 # If you want to be free, be free #
因为有百万件事要发生 # 'Cause there's a million things to be #
你知道就是这样 #You know that there are #
如果你想要高尚 那就高尚 # And if you want to be high, be high #
如果你想要低俗 那就低俗 # If you want to be low, be low #
因为有百万条路可选择 # 'Cause there's a million ways to go #
你知道就是这样 #You know that there are #
如果你想成为我 那就成为我 # And if you want to be me, be me #
如果你想成为你 那就成为你 # If you want to be you, be you #
因为有百万件事要去做 # 'Cause there's a million things to do #
你知道就是这样 #You know that there are #
哈罗德一块唱吧 Harold, join in.
（哼唱）
你知道就是这样 #You know that there are #
你可以做任何事 #You can do what #
任何你想做的事 #You want #
机会永远都存在 #The opportunity's on #
如果你发现 # And if you find #
一种新方法 # A new way #
不妨现在就试一试 #You can do it today #
你能把它变为现实 #You can make it all true #
你能把它解放开来 # And you can make it undo #
你看 #You see #
啊这有多简单 # Ah, it's easy #
啊你只需知道 # Ah, you only need to know #
如果你想唱出来 那就唱出来 # If you want to sing out, sing out #
如果你想要自由 那就放开来 # And if you want to be free, be free #
因为有百万件事要发生 # 'Cause there's a million things to be #
你知道就是这样 # You know that there are #
就是这样就是这样 # There are, there are #
你知道的就是这样 # You know that there are ##
啊真有趣！ Oh, that was fun!
我们一块弹首曲子吧 Let's play something together.
我什么乐器都不会 I don't play anything.
什么都不会？ Nothing?
啊亲爱的 Oh...dear me.
每个人都能来段音乐的 Everybody should be able to make some music.
那是宇宙之舞 That's the cosmic dance.
来跟我一起来吧 Oh, come with me.
一定得来点什么 There has to be something.
让我看看 Now, let me see.
（噪音） Got to oil this thing. Oh. Hold on to this.
得给它上点油啊等着
让我们…这是什么？ Let's--What is this?
就是这个来了 This is it. There we are.
你拿着…就是这个拿着 You take-- This is the one. Take that.
要带着激情发挥想象力 Just be impulsive. Be fanciful.
让音乐由你体内流出吧 Let the music flow out of you.
你弹个和弦吧 You--You got to make some chords.
把这个手指放在第二品上 Put--Put your finger on the second fret.
这个放在第三品上这个在这儿 And this one on the third. Then this one here.
哈罗德！ Harold!
哈罗德？ Harold?
哈罗德亲爱的！ Harold, dear!
啊你在这儿 Oh, there you are.
我要给你个小小的惊喜 I have a little surprise for you.
一个礼物 It's a present.
一个礼物
跟我来 Come along.
那儿 There.
多好啊 Isn't it darling?
我让人 把你那古怪玩意儿弄走了 I had them take away that monstrous thing of yours
换成了这个 and send this one 'round instead.
这多适合你呀不是吗？ It's so much more appropriate for you, don't you think?
哦还有件事哈罗德 Oh, one thing more, Harold.
今天早上我给你第二个 “电脑数据”打了电话 I telephoned your second computer date this morning,
似乎是个不错的姑娘很安静 and she seems a very nice, quiet girl.
可爱的小东西是不是？ Cute little thing, isn't it?
我很喜欢它 I like it very much.
（嗡嗡声）
你的驾照夫人？ Your license, lady?
我没有我才不信那玩意儿呢 I don't have one. I don't believe in them.
你开车开了多久了夫人？ How long you been driving, lady?
差不多呃 四十五分钟吧对不对哈罗德？ About, uh, 45 minutes, wouldn't you say, Harold?
我们想早点出发 We were hoping to start sooner,
但很难找到一辆卡车 but it's rather hard to find a truck.
这是你的卡车吗？ Is this your truck?
呃不不是我把它开过来而已 Uh, oh, no. I just took it.
你就把它开过来了？ You just took it?
是的瞧我得种树 Yes. See, I have to plant my tree.
啊这也不是我的 Well, it's not mine, really,
但我们就要把它 but we would like to get it into soil
种进土里了越快越好 as soon as possible.
我把它扶直吧夫人 Let me get this straight, lady.
好的那么我们要走了 All right, then, we'll be off.
跟你聊天很愉快 Nice chatting with you.
他真好 He was very nice.
是的 Yeah.
（警报器）
我想他在追我们 I think he's following us.
是吗？ Is he?
噢警察他们总想跟我玩游戏 Oh, the police. Always wanting to play games.
嘿夫人！ Hey, lady!
小树好了吗？ Is the little tree all right?
啊是的很好 Oh, yeah. Fine.
太好了 Terrific!
瞧 There.
嗯我喜欢土壤的感觉你呢？ Mmm. I love the feel of soil, don't you?
还有气味 And the smell.
是大地 It's the earth.
大地是我的身体 The earth is my body,
我的头在星斗之间 my head is in the stars.
谁说的？ Who said that?
我不知道 I don't know.
好像是我自己说的 I suppose I did.
啊多奇妙啊 Oh, isn't it wonderful?
我们的四周布满生命 All around us, living things.
（警报器）
好了出来吧夫人 All right, out, lady.
快点 Come on.
嗨我们以前见过面吧？ Hello. Haven't we met before?
没有夫人快点出来吧 None of that, lady. Come on out.
那我见到的肯定是你兄弟 It must have been your brother.
长得还蛮像的 There is a family resemblance.
从车里出来！ Get out of the car.
站在那里夫人 Just stand over there, lady.
快点出来小家伙！ Come on. Get out, buster!
你这回麻烦惹大了夫人 You're in a lot of trouble, lady.
我这儿有好几项对你的指控 I got you down here for several offenses
有偷汽车 including possession of a stolen vehicle,
拒捕 resisting arrest,
还有偷树 and possession of a stolen tree.
树在哪儿？ Where's the tree?
我们种下了 We planted it.
这是你的铲子吗？ Is this your shovel?
不是 No.
你偷了铲子 Possession of a stolen shovel.
别多管闲事了 Don't get officious.
你多管闲事的时候就不是自己了 You're not yourself when you're officious.
这就是在政府工作的祸根 That is the curse of a government job.
得了吧夫人 Aw, lady.
你还想在这儿蹭时间吗？ Are you going to take a lot of time with this?
请吧夫人 Lady, please.
因为如果你是个… Because if you are--
夫人请安静点 Lady, just quiet, please.
抓住铲子哈罗德 Grab the shovel, Harold.
夫人！站住不然我开枪了！ Lady! Stop or I'll have to shoot!
（滴答声）
我想我在培养恶习 I sure am picking up on vices.
恶习美德 Vice, virtue.
最好别谈什么道义 It's best not to be too moral.
你总是自欺欺人 You cheat yourself out of too much life.
应该出乎道德 追求道德之上的东西 Aim above morality.
如果你这样生活 If you apply that to life,
就一定会过得很充实 then you're bound to live it fully.
我还没怎么生活过呢 I haven't lived.
我已经死过很多次了 I've died a few times.
什么？ What was that?
这个… Well...
呃… uh...
第一次是我在寄宿学校时 the first time was when I was at boarding school,
在化学实验室里 in the chemistry lab.
我在做打扫卫生 I was in there cleaning it up,
突然想做个小实验 so I decided I'd do a little experimenting,
嗯 you know.
我就把所有东西都倒出来 混了起来 So I get all this stuff out and begin mixing it up.
非常科学 Very scientific.
然后就爆炸了 There was this massive explosion.
把我炸倒了 It knocked me down,
把地板炸了个大洞 blew out a huge hole in the floor.
到处都是木板、砖 There was boards and bricks
还起了大火 and flames leaping up.
我合计着什么时候能跑出去 I figured, you know, time to leave.
我在学校的生涯算是结束了 My career in school was over.
所以呃… So, uh...
我回家了 I went home.
我妈正在举行派对 My mother was giving a party,
我就从后面溜上了楼 去了自己房间 so I went up the back stairs into my room,
开了灯 turned out the light,
呃觉得怪有趣的 and, uh, I got this funny feeling.
门铃响了 The doorbell rang.
我去楼梯扶栏那儿看 I went out into the banister,
两个警察进来 and these two policemen came in,
找到我妈 found my mother,
然后…告诉她 and, uh...told her
我在大火中丧生了 that I was killed in the fire.
她把一只手放在额头上 She put one hand up to her forehead.
另一只手伸出去 With the other one, she reached out,
就像在寻求帮助 as if groping for support,
随着一声长长的叹息 and with this long sigh,
她一下子瘫在他们的怀里了 she collapsed in their arms.
（哭声）
从此之后我就决定 I decided right then
要享受被当作死人的感觉 that I'd enjoy being dead.
我明白 I understand.
许多人享受被当作死人的感觉 A lot of people enjoy being dead,
但实际上他们并没有死 but they're not dead, really.
他们只是躲在生活的背后 They're just backing away from life.
伸出手来要抓住机会 Reach out. Take a chance.
都有点疼了 Get hurt, even.
但是弹得跟你一样好 But play as well as you can.
去归队去吧 Go, team, go!
给我个“L”给我个“I” Gimme an "L," Gimme an "I,"
给我个“V”给我个“E” Gimme a "V," Gimme an "E."
L-I-V-E生活！ L-I-V-E. Live!
不然 你在衣帽间里什么都没的聊 Otherwise you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
我喜欢你莫德 I likeyou, Maude.
嗯 Hmm.
我喜欢你哈罗德 I likeyou, Harold.
（蓝色多瑙河华尔兹曲） [The Blue Danube Waltz Plays]
哈罗德在下面车库里 Harold is down at the garage.
他在调试他的新车 He's been tuning up his new car.
他喜欢摆弄机械类的东西 He's very mechanical.
是辆什么车？ What kind of car is it?
小型“美洲虎” It's a little jaguar.
哦 Oh.
看起来像个灵车 Looks like a hearse.
很好嗯…紧凑简洁 Very nice. You know--compact.
伊迪丝 来见见我儿子哈罗德 Edith, I'd like you to meet my son Harold.
哈罗德这是伊迪丝… Harold, this is Edith...
嗯嗯 - Phern. - Phern.
认识你很高兴 Very pleased to make your acquaintance.
我想你该洗洗手亲爱的 I think you should wash up, dear,
跟我们一起到画室来吧 and join us in the drawing room.
你是做什么的亲爱的？ And what do you do, my dear?
我是个档案管理者 I'm a file clerk
在哈里森食品谷物公司工作 at Harrison Feed and Grain.
那你具体做什么呢？ Well, what is it exactly that you do?
我掌管来自西南地区的发票 I'm in charge of all the invoices for the southwest.
真有趣 How interesting.
比如我们向皮塔卢玛地区 And we supply, for example,
大部分养鸡的农民供应物资 most of the egg farmers in Petaluma,
大概就是这样的活儿 so you can imagine.
嗯 Yes.
啊这是哈罗德 Oh, here's Harold now.
别站起来亲爱的 Don't get up, dear.
伊迪丝在谈论她的工作呢 Edith has been talking about her job.
我是个档案管理者 I'm a file clerk.
在亨得森食品谷物公司 Henderson Feed and Grain.
哈里森 Harrison.
哈里林食品谷物公司 Harrison Feed and Grain.
在汉密尔顿第四大街 It's at Hamilton and 4th.
我掌管发票 I'm in charge of the invoices.
录入货运车队的时间进程表 I type the schedule for the trucking fleet.
她向整个西南地区提供鸡饲料 She supplies the whole southwest with chicken feed.
啊其实并不是整个西南地区 Well, not exactly the whole southwest,
虽然我们的生意很大 although we do a large business.
上周的大麦非常多… Barley was very big last week--
1500… 1,500...
蒲式耳 bushels.
从你最近的举动看 In view of your recent actions,
我发现我拿你没法了 I find you have left me with no recourse
只好听你叔叔的建议 but to listen to the solution proposed by your uncle.
我已经通知他 Consequently, I have instructed him forthwith
尽快叫你去服兵役 to induct you into the service,
承担起美国军人的义务吧 and, for your own good,
也为你自己好 to take up active duty with the United States Army.
希望他们的运气 比咱们俩的都好 And I hope they have more luck with you than I.
莫德他们想让我去当兵 Maude, they're going to draft me.
那别去啊 Well, don't go.
那他们会把我关进监狱的 They'll put me in jail.
哦依你的背景 你会进一家好公司的 Well, historically, you'd be in very good company.
莫德帮帮我好吗？ Maude, can you help me?
用你的技巧和我的经验 With your skill and my experience,
我想我们能干成一番大事的 I think we can come up with something.
哈罗德看着我就当你爸爸在这儿 Harold, look at me like your father in this.
我知道你一点儿都不想参军 I know you have no desire to join the army,
但只要你去了那里就会喜欢上它的 but once you're in, you'll love it.
那儿真是太棒了 It's a great life.
看着我… Look at me--
司机地位银行存款 chauffeur, respect, money in the bank.
啊当然像其它任何事一样 也有弊端 Oh, it has its drawbacks like anything else, I suppose.
但有军队照顾你 But the army takes care of you,
你就有了生活的密友 and you've got a buddy for life.
（口哨声）
好主意出来一下哈罗德 Good idea, coming out here, Harold.
真是个可爱的场地 It's a lovely spot.
谢谢叔叔 Thank you, Uncle.
叫我长官哈罗德 Call me sir, Harold.
这是你在军队里学到的 第一件事… It's the first thing you learn in the army--
一位军官应该得到你的尊重 an officer deserves your respect.
是的长官 Yes, sir.
现在让我们揭露一下实情吧 Now let's examine the facts on it.
依我说 美国一向都不遗余力地 I say this country's been too harsh
谴责战争这太苛刻了 in its outright condemnation ofwar.
很容易指出战争给我们 You can point to the many material advantages
带来的实质具体利益 brought about by a crisis in conflict policy.
瞧二战给我们带来了圆珠笔 Why, hell, World War II gave us the ballpoint pen.
战时全国自杀率下降 During wartime, the national suicide rate goes down.
这不是事实吗？ Is that a fact?
该死的 我们为什么要让出德国人？ Why in hell did we give up on the Germans?
因为华盛顿那些该死的政客们 Because the damn politicians in Washington
代表我们同他们达成了协议 chalked them up on our side.
这场战争 从一开始就是国家的耻辱 The wars ever since have been a national disgrace.
该死的瞧历史上 Hell, look at history.
这个国家打的两场最好的仗 The two best wars this country ever fought
都是跟德国人打的 were against the jerries.
简直是放虎归山 Get the krauts across the fence where they belong.
让我们回去杀光那些该杀的敌人 Let's get back to the kind of enemy worth killing
来赢得这场国家会支持的战争吧 and the kind ofwar this country can support.
哇那可真够强硬的长官 Wow. That's pretty strong stuff, sir.
是的该说的话我绝不含糊 Well, I've always been a man that speaks his piece.
常会伤害我 Always hurt me.
我在华盛顿不受欢迎 我自己清楚 I'm not liked in Washington. I know that.
但我在高层也有不少朋友 But I do have friends in high places.
老鼠一嗒一嗒一嗒一嗒 Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat!
死了很多人冲呀！ They kept falling. Shock!
乔也倒下了脑袋开了花 Joe falls back, a neat hole in his head.
嗒一嗒一嗒一嗒 Tat-tat-tat-tat!
我脑子里只想着一件事… Only one thing kept going through my mind--
杀！杀！ Kill! Kill!
为了乔和麦克 为了其他所有人！ For joe and Mac and the rest of the guys!
杀！ Kill!
突然我眼前一亮 就什么都不知道了 And then there was a blinding flash!
我醒来时是在担架上 And I woke up on a stretcher.
“我们打赢了吗？”我问医生 "Did we hold? " I asked the medic.
“是的先生！”他回答 "Yes, sir!" he said.
然后我又失去了意识 And I slipped into unconsciousness.
孩子 Boy.
哇这可真可怕长官 Wow. That's a terrific story, sir.
嗯… Well...
有一天 你自己也会有故事讲给别人的 you'll have stories like that to tell of your own someday.
你这么认为吗长官？ Do you think so, sir?
当然了 Sure, you will.
呀我从没想过会这么刺激 Gee, I never dreamed it could be that exciting.
这是世界上最刺激的事儿 哈罗德 It's the most exciting thing in the world, Harold.
你和别人的生死较量 To pit your own life against another.
是的 Yes.
杀人 To kill.
嘴里的血腥味 The taste ofblood in your mouth.
片刻的真实感 The moment of truth.
另一个人的生命 就在你视野中！ Another man's life in your sight!
是的！ Yes!
他们真的会教我射击吗？ Will they really teach me to shoot?
当然了 他们会教你用各种武器 Sure, they will, a variety ofweapons.
包括刺刀？ To use a bayonet?
是的 Yes!
肉博战？ How about hand-to-hand combat?
是的 Yes.
掐住一个人的脖子让他窒息 To strangle someone, choke him,
看着他的生命从你手里一点点耗尽！ squeeze out his life in your own bare hands!
我觉得你都入迷了 I think you're getting carried away.
割断他的喉咙？ 不知道没试过 - How about to slit his throat? - I don't know about that.
纪念品呢？ How about souvenirs?
纪念品？ Souvenirs?
你杀死的人 Of your kill.
眼睛耳朵鼻子 头皮私人物品？ Eyes, ears, nose, scalp, privates?
哈罗德！ Harold!
得到这些东西的机会多吗？ What would be the chance of getting one of these?
想想看我可以自己弄到！ Boy, to think I could make my own!
哈罗德那真恶心！ Harold, that's disgusting!
当然了 It certainly is!
夫人你是谁？ Madam, who are you?
我在为和平祈愿 I am petitioning for peace.
寄生虫！ 哈罗德！ - Parasite! - Harold!
我来这儿就是为了说的 I came out here to speak.
你这个混蛋！出去！ Commie bastard! Get out of here!
别跟我那样说话 Don't talk to me like that,
你这个满嘴脏话的坏蛋！ you foul-mouthed degenerate!
卖国贼！本奈迪·阿诺德！ 想想纳桑·哈尔！ Traitor! Benedict Arnold! Remember Nathan Hale!
哈罗德平静下来 Harold, calm down.
该死的猪！ Commie pig!
别再激我了 Don't you advance on me.
你们都会这么死的！ You'll all end up like this!
噢！ Ooh!
就像这个！ Just like this!
哈罗德！ Harold!
把那个给我！ 我要把它扔到下水道里去！ Give me that! I'll throw that in the sewer.
夫人！ Madam, please.
她把我的脑袋拿走了！ She took my head.
好了平静下来哈罗德 Now calm down, Harold.
她把我的脑袋拿走了！ She took my head!
哈罗德！ Harold!
我要杀死她！我要杀死她！ I'll kill her! I'll kill her!
哈罗德！哈罗德！ Harold! Harold!
啊！ Aah!
夫人把脑袋还给我！ Madam, give back the head!
别惹麻烦！ Let's have no trouble!
哈罗德！ Harold!
我要杀了你！ I'll kill you!
夫人！ Madam!
我要杀了你！ I'll kill you!
哈罗德！该死的！ Harold! Damn you!
别惹麻烦了！ Let's have no trouble!
啊！ Aah!
你把我的脑袋拿走了！ You took my head!
你这只猪！ You pig!
我要杀死你！ I'll kill you!
救命！ Help!
哈罗德！ Harold!
我要杀了你！ I'll kill you!
咱们走吧叔叔咱们走吧！ Let go, Uncle! Let go!
哈罗德！ Harold!
别这样！ Stop that!
（尖叫声）
哈罗德！ Harold!
你怎么了？ What have you done?
莫德 Maude.
嗯？ Hmm?
你祈祷吗？ Do you pray?
祈祷？不我交流 Pray? No. I communicate.
和上帝交流？ With God?
和生命交流 With life.
这真好 This is real nice.
是的 Yeah.
都让我想翻几个筋斗了 Makes me want to do somersaults.
那为什么不翻呢？ Well, why don't you?
那显得太傻了 I'd feel stupid.
哈罗德每个人都有权利 Harold, everyone has the right
做点蠢事自娱自乐的 to make an ass of themselves.
你不能太在乎别人的看法了 You can't let the world judge you too much.
呃… Uh...
你跟我一起做侧手翻吧？ do you care to join me in a little cartwheel?
不我更想大声叫喊 No. I feel more like yelling.
啊…！ Raah!
啊…啊… Aooga--
（泰山的喊声）
那么如果你想唱出来 那就唱出来 # Well, if you want to sing out, sing out #
如果你想要自由那就放开来 # And if you want to be free, be free #
因为有百万件事要发生 # 'Cause there's a million things to be #
你知道的就是这样 #You know that there are #
如果你想成为我那就成为我 # And if you want to be me, be me #
如果你想成为你那就成为你 # And if you want to be you, be you #
因为有百万件事要去做 # 'Cause there's a million things to do #
你知道的就是这样 #You know that there are #
你能做想做的任何事 #You can do what you want #
机会永远都存在 #The opportunity's on #
如果发现一种新方法 # And if you find a new way #
不妨现在就试试 #You can do it today #
你能把它变为现实 #You can make it all true #
你能把它解放开来你明白 # And you can make it undo, you see #
莫德 Maude.
这是我过得最开心的一天 I had the most wonderful day today,
还有… and...
你很美 you're very beautiful.
噢哈罗德 Oh, Harold.
（尖叫声）
你让我觉得我还是个小女生 You make me feel like a schoolgirl.
我明天可以来拜访你吗？ Shall I come and visit you tomorrow?
哦我来不了 Oh, I can't.
我跟一个女孩 I have a luncheon date
约好了共进午餐 with a girl.
哦 Oh.
我根本不认识她 是我妈妈安排的 I don't even know her. My mother arranged it.
瞧 Look.
啊 Oh.
德莱弗斯曾从恶魔岛上写信来说 Dreyfus once wrote from Devil's Island
他看到了世界上最为荣耀的鸟 that he would see the most glorious birds.
许多年后在布瑞特尼 Many years later in Brittany,
他意识到那不过是些海鸥 he realized they had only been seagulls.
啊啊啊很简单 # Ah-ah-ah, it's easy #
啊啊啊你只需知道 # Ah-ah-ah, you only need to know #
对我来说他们永远都是荣耀鸟 For me, they will always be glorious birds.
如果你想唱出来那就唱出来 # Well, if you want to sing out, sing out #
如果你想要自由那就放开来 # And if you want to be free, be free #
因为有百万件事要发生 # 'Cause there's a million things to be #
你知道的就是这样 # You know that there are #
你知道的就是这样 #You know that there are #
你知道的就是这样 #You know that there are ##
现在哈罗德 Now, Harold,
对于这次约会的重要性 I cannot impress upon you too strongly
我不用再怎么强调了 the importance of this meeting.
这是最后一个姑娘 千万要记住: This is the last girl, so kindly remember
这是你第三次 也是你最后的机会 that this is your third and final chance.
尽量认真点哈罗德 And please try to be serious, Harold.
即使不为你好也是为她好 If not for your sake, for hers.
她来了 There she is.
阳光来认识一下哈罗德 Sunshine, I'd like you to meet Harold.
哈罗德这是阳光·多尔 Harold, this is Sunshine Dore.
你… How--
你好 How do you do?
啊我不能抱怨 Oh, I can't complain.
阳光是个演员哈罗德 Sunshine is an actress, Harold.
我希望这么想 I like to think so.
啊太好了 Oh, wonderful.
你们去音乐室吧？ Why don't you go down to the music room,
随后我会送上一些饮料的 and I'll follow on later with some drinks?
也许星光想要支香烟 Oh, perhaps Starlight would like a cigarette.
不是阳光 No. Sunshine.
啊对当然 Oh, yes, of course.
阳光 Sunshine.
你想要支烟吗？ Would you like a cigarette?
不谢谢那会把我手指弄脏的 No, thank you. They stain my fingers.
阳光是你的真名吗？ Is Sunshine your real name?
啊实际上 这是我话剧老师的名字 Well, actually, it was the name of my drama teacher.
路易斯·阳光 Louis Sunshine.
也许你听说过他 Perhaps you've heard of him.
他对我的演艺发展 He was such an influence
影响很大 on the development of my instrument.
我是说 我在剧院的舞台表演 That means my body in theater talk.
多尔是我的真名 Dore is my real name.
啊多尔嗯 Well, Dorr, actually.
啊天哪 Oh, my!
你这儿好可爱啊 What a lovely place you have here.
（门吱吱作响）
啊你会演奏乐器吗？ Oh, do you play?
不会 No.
我在学狗…口琴 I am learning the ba-- the harmonica.
啊这是你爸爸吗？ Oh! Is this your father?
不 No.
是我的“胜利”叔叔 My Uncle Victor.
他在军队里 He's in the army.
我非常喜欢军队你呢？ I do so like the military, don't you?
哦收集了这么多刀子真好！ Oh, what a wonderful collection of knives!
我可以看看吗… May I see--
不不行别碰它们都非常老了 No, no. Don't touch. They're very old.
你喜欢刀子吗？ Do you enjoy knives?
啊是的 Oh, yes.
也许你会发现这把格外有趣 You might find this one particularly interesting.
这是把剖腹刀 It's a hara-kiri blade.
什么是剖腹刀？ What's hara-kiri?
啊！ Aah!
就是寿喜烧 Sukiyaki.
噢… Oh...
哈罗德 Harold.
噢好极了 Oh, that was marvelous.
也算是实话吧 Oh, it had the ring of truth.
在阳光剧场我扮演过朱丽叶 I played juliet in the Sunshine Playhouse.
路易认为那是我最好的表演 Louie thought it was my best performance.
这是什么？ What's here?
一个杯子 在我真爱之人的手心？ A cup, closed in my true love's hand?
（吸气）
毒药我明白了 这就是他的死因 Poison, I see, hath been his timeless end.
噢幸福的匕首！ O happy dagger!
这是阁下的剑鞘 This is thy sheath.
那…噢！ There rest--ooh!
让我去死吧… And let me die--
噢！ Oh!
噢！ Ooh!
哈罗德！ Harold!
这是你最后的约会了 That was your last date.
啊！ 啊！ - Aah! - Aah!
呀！ Gee.
没什么好怕的 It wasn't very scary.
不今天下午什么都没发生 No. It had nothing on this afternoon.
啊得了吧你喜欢它 Oh, come on. You loved it.
是种新体验 It was a new experience.
哈哈哈哈 Ha ha ha ha.
（火车汽笛响）
噢！ Oh!
太好了！ Perfect!
再给我们一个吧！ Come on, give us another one!
耶！ 耶！ - Yay! - Yay!
你跟人打交道可真有一套 You sure have a way with people.
啊他们跟我是一类人 Well, they're my species.
看那些星星 Look at these stars.
嗯 Mmm.
莫德… Maude...
嗯？ Yeah?
这儿 Here.
（吃惊） A gift.
礼物
啊… Ahh...
“哈罗德爱莫德” "Harold loves Maude."
莫德也爱哈罗德 And Maude loves Harold.
这是我这些年来 This is the nicest present
收到的最好的礼物 that I've received in years.
（水声）
这样我就永远都记得 它在什么地方了 So I'll always know where it is.
我想我看到了光 # I think I see the light #
光朝着我驶来 # Comin' to me #
穿透我的身体 # Comin' through me #
给我第二种视角 # Givin' me a second sight #
那就照吧照吧照吧 # So shine, shine, shine #
照吧照吧照吧 # Shine, shine, shine #
照吧照吧照吧 # Shine, shine, shine ##
请找一下阿菲 Oh, could I speak with Fay, please?
阿菲？ Fay?
亲爱的我知道雷内会非常生气 Darling, I know Rene will be furious,
但…如果他知道这几天来 but...ifhe knew what I had to put up with
我受的罪的话… in the last few days.
妈妈 现在不行亲爱的 - Mother. - Not now, dear.
那么周一行吗？ So could you take me Monday?
我想跟你说话 I'd like to talk to you.
我在电话上亲爱的 I'm on the phone, dear.
我要结婚了 I'm getting married.
你说什么？ What did you say?
我要结婚了 I'm getting married.
别挂线阿菲 Hold the line, Fay.
跟谁？ To whom?
我想你觉得这很有趣吧 哈罗德 I suppose you think this is very funny, Harold.
一朵葵花 A sunflower.
你别太当真了 You can't be serious.
你妈跟我说你打算结婚了 Your mother spoke to me about your marriage plan,
虽然一般说来 and although normally
我并不反对结婚 I have nothing against marriage,
但是我觉得呃… I don't think this is quite, uh...
这并不正常 normal.
这是种常见的病症 Avery common neurosis,
尤其是在现代社会 particularly in this society,
男孩子潜意识里总想 whereby the male child
同他母亲睡觉 subconsciously wishes to sleep with his mother.
但让我感觉不解的是哈罗德 Of course, what puzzles me, Harold,
你居然想同你祖母睡觉 is that you want to sleep with your grandmother.
但一想到这个… I would be remiss in my duty
你年轻的… if I did not tell you
结实的… that the idea of...
身体… intercourse...
和干瘪的肉… the fact of your firm young...
下垂的…乳房… body...
还有… commingling...
松驰的屁… with the...
屁股… withered flesh...
绞在一起… sagging...breasts...
我就想… and...flabby...
想吐 bu...
如果我不告诉你 buttocks...
这一点 makes me want...
我就没有尽到责任 to vomit.
嗯 Mmm.
噢哈罗德… Oh, Harold...
真是…让人眼花缭乱 it's...dazzling.
（哼唱着蓝色多瑙河华尔兹曲） [Humming The Blue Danube Waltz]
你什么都想到了 You've thought of everything.
还有香槟酒（叹息声） And champagne.
好了这是有机物 It's all right. It's organic.
喔哈罗德 等等 - Oh, Harold. - Wait.
这是给你的 For you.
还有呃… And, uh...
晚餐后… after dinner...
还有个小惊喜… one more little surprise...
希望能让你高兴 that, I hope, will make you very happy.
喔哈罗德… Oh, Harold...
我很高兴 I am happy.
我想不出更好的辞别方式 I couldn't imagine a lovelier farewell.
辞别？ Farewell?
是的这已经是我80岁生日了 Yes, it's my 90th birthday.
啊你不会要去哪儿吧… Well, you're not going anywhere....
是吧？ are you?
不亲爱的 Yes, dear.
一个小时前我就吃了药 I took the tablets an hour ago.
子时以前我就会辞别人世 I'll be gone by midnight.
什么？（警报器） What?
干嘛大惊小怪的没必要 What a fuss this is-- So unnecessary.
别死莫德看在上帝的份上 Don't die, Maude, for Christ's sake.
哦哈罗德 Oh, Harold.
别这么烦了 Oh, don't upset yourself so.
我爱你 I love you.
噢哈罗德… Oh, Harold...
很好 that's wonderful.
去爱别人吧 Go and love some more.
不 No.
永远都不 Never.
烦恼 # Trouble #
噢烦恼让我解脱吧 # Oh, trouble, set me free #
我已经看过你的脸 # I have seen your face #
这对我是太苦太苦了 # And it's too much, too much for me #
烦恼 # Trouble #
噢烦恼难道你不明白 # Oh, trouble, can't you see #
你正吞噬我的心 # You're eatin' my heart away #
我已所剩无几 # And there's nothin' much left of me #
我已经喝过你的酒 # I've drunk your wine #
我已承受你的苦 # You have made your work mine #
你就不能公平点吗 # So won't you be fair #
我不会向你要太多 # I don't want no more of you #
你就不能对我好些吗 # So won't you be kind to me #
就让我去我 # just let me go where #
该去之处吧 # I have to go there #
烦恼 # Trouble #
噢烦恼让开吧 # Oh, trouble, move away #
我已看过你的脸 # I have seen your face #
今天对我已经够苦了 # And it's too much for me today #
烦恼 # Trouble #
噢烦恼难道你不明白 # Oh, trouble, can't you see #
你已毁掉我生活 # You have made me a wreck #
不要留我于惨境 # Now won't you leave me in my misery #
我已经看过你的眼 # I've seen your eyes #
我已见死亡的伪装 # And I can see death's disguise #
正逼近我 # Hangin' on me #
我被击倒我被撕裂了 # I am beat, I'm torn #
被粉碎被抛弃被用破了 # Shattered and tossed and worn #
惨不忍睹 # Too shocking to see #
烦恼 # Trouble #
噢烦恼让开吧 # Oh, trouble, move from me #
我已清偿我的债 # I have paid my debt #
不要留我于惨境 # Now, won't you leave me in my misery #
烦恼 # Trouble #
噢烦恼行行好吧 # Oh, trouble, please be kind #
我不想争斗 # I don't want no fight #
我没有多少时间了 # And I haven't got a lot of time... ##
好吧如果你想唱出来 那就唱出来 # Well, if you want to sing out, sing out #
如果你想要自由那就放开来 # And if you want to be free, be free #
因为有百万件事要发生 # 'Cause there's a million things to be #
你知道的就是这样 #You know that there are #
如果你想要高兴那就高兴吧 # And if you want to live high, live high #
如果你想要低俗那就低俗吧 # And if you want to live low, live low #
因为有百万条路可选择 # 'Cause there's a million ways to go #
你知道的就是这样 #You know that there are #
你能做想做的任何事 #You can do what you want #
机会永远都存在 #The opportunity's on #
如果发现新方法 # And if you find a new way #
不妨现在就试试 #You can do it today #
你能把它变为现实 #You can make it all true #
你能把它解放开来 # And you can make it undo #
你看 #You see #
啊一啊一啊 # Ahh ahh ahh #
这有多简单 # It's easy #
啊一啊一啊 # Aah ahh ahh #
你只需知道 #You only need to know #
如果你想说声是那就是了 # Well, if you want to say yes, say yes ##